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A play on "nimrod", describing an idiot (most likely a 4th-8th grader) who's only topic of conversation is Call Of Duty. They talk so much about frickin' "360 no-scopes" that they might get boners if they frickin' had dicks. the NimCODs talk all frickin day and make you want to take on of their own machine guns and shoot their mouths off before they cum into each other.
6th grader #1: HEY DUDE Youu no I just fuckin changed mah GAMER TAG

6th grader #2: OMG GUD THING 2. YUR OLD ONE WAS SOO L4ME BROSK1

6th grader #1: R0TFLM4O NO IT WAS nt DUDE, YOURZZ IS

6th grader #2: you no dis dude got a 360 no scope

6th grader #1: NOW WAY BRO! I KNOW ONLY 13 ODDUR PPL WHO DID ITTT. DAAAMMN.

You: SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET A LIFE INSTEAD OF USING YOUR DISTORTED BRAIN CELLS TO ACT COOL AND FRIGGIN MURDERING OTHER PEOPLE'S MINDS AND EAR DRUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!! *what nimCODs*
by 0773r9000 October 10, 2011
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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