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Greatest person you’ll ever meet. He has a really big di- I mean heart and is very nice, he would never hurt a woman and is very brave. Also he has a big dick.
Alex: “bruh, Nils has some mad hair”
Girl 1:” yeah I know, I really want to touch his hair”
by Made buy a big nibba October 15, 2019
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Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A Scandinavian name that is given to boys. A Nils is probably one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. In large groups a Nils will not stand out, but he makes a brilliant best friend. A Nils is nice, smart and will constantly make you laugh. When you need him, he will help you in any way he can.
-My best friend's name is Nils
-You're so lucky! I wish I had a Nils.
by ilikechocolate^^ March 10, 2012
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A dude who always has memes in his phone and the memes are always sick
-Yoo, did you see Nils' newest memes? He has amazing memes!
by Musitex February 21, 2017
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A Scandinavian name given to anyone who, for sure, will/is awesome. Nils is based on a Saint. Saint Nicholas. Who most of you know as Santa Claus. He brings presents to us every year so this is why we honor someone with the name Nils because he will be like Santa.
Mom: Wow. We should really name him Nils.

Dad: Why?

Mom: He just looks so Super Awesome.
by Huskyboy132 April 13, 2009
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Slang term for zero, or nothing. Often used in sports.
"Woohoo! We're winning 20 to nil! Sweet!" - Person A
"What the frick is 'nil'?" - Person B
"WOOT!" - Person A
by Leolani October 17, 2004
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Name of a guy that you will fall in love with. typically really tall and cute.
Miranda is totally in love with Nils its adorable.
by mh+nb=<3 May 28, 2011
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