This is the Russian that you can't do without. If you're a girl, you want him. If you're a guy, he's your brother from another mother. If you are lucky enough to have him as a boyfriend, you will be happy for the rest of your life.

A sweet-talking brainiac who could probably talk his way out of any situation. He’s a bit of a show off, but his confidence is admirable. Underneath all his cockiness, he’s secretly the world’s biggest sweetheart. He’s obsessed with history, Teslas, Elon musk, video games, and Chick-fil-A (understandable). Claims he’s too busy to read a good book even though he sleeps throughout the day. Pushes himself WAY too hard, but is successful because of it. But most importantly, he’s the cutest person alive.

the coolest person alive

Nikolai usually a sweet but shy guy that nobody looks for a relationship with despite how amazing he is.

1. A male standing around 6'1" since the age of 12.

2. Type of Vodka

3. Town in Alaska measuring 4.9 square miles, with 4.5 of said square miles being land. Town consists of about 100 people crammed into 47 houses, mostly of Native American decent. About 339 miles from Anchorage.

4. Name that the next male 'N' hurricane needs to be named.

An extremely cheap vodka that tastes like a cross between turpentine and rubbing alcohol. Consumed in large quantities by alcoholics and college students alike.

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