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Nikolai Stormark is a person with low ambisions. He also has very low iq and doesn't like to move out of his gaming chair. He is often a person who is addicted to hypebeast clothing and drinks. He usally walks around with a military haircut making him look like a Nonce But he is a lovely person even tough he has many flaws. (and likes kids)

Nikolai Stormark will probably try to take away your children if he gets the chance. So parents WATCH OUT! He is allergic to the sun. So if you want to avoid him. You should go outside when the sun is up. He can be compared to a Vampire but less scary. If u meet a wild Nikolai Stormark in the forrest at night. Turn around and run. But if he catches you. Remember to give him a hypebeast drink like Lean that should make him go away
Person1: Oh my god is that a Nikolai Stormark?

Person2: Yeah but don't worry he only likes kids
Person1: oh yeah cool.

Kid: *exist*
Nikolai Stormark: ''this is some gourmet shit''
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