Nikhil is the best person in the world, he is taller than Big Bird and he's the best at drawing. He has luscious curly hair like Rapunzel, thats often greasy with grease. He will fight you if you mess with his hair. Always makes up elaborate lies, but is a real family man. If you find a Nikhil, just start singing Beyonce's "say my name" and he'll be yours forever.

Nickanames include: "sticky nicky", "thiccy niccy", "Nikki"

A Crusty Indian With Caterpillar Eyebrows and Gaping Teeth

Large bomber who enjoys curry regularly. Usually his dad plays for a shit football team or played. Dangerous to go near as he is usually wearing a bomber vest.

A bad maintainer, which doesn't update his software in months.

Nikhil is a nerd who says he gets chicks but doesn't. He also likes black leather horizontal business card holders, make sure to buy him one it will make him happy. He also likes games but is gay.