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When a not-funny person tries to tell a joke, and as expected, it isn't funny. Generally Followed by an awkward silence and is also the leading cause of conversations ending abruptly.
guy 1: Man, Kobe Bryant is hurt! I hope he can return!

guy 2: Yeah, he needs to win another ring before he breaks every bone in his body playing basketball or something.

guy 1: Was that supposed to be funny? Nice nightmare-ism.
by Mykrob April 24, 2011
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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