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when you go to bed with a hard on cause you think of your hot girl friend all the time
before going to bed, he thought of his girlfriend and ended up suffering rom night wood then waking up with morning wood.
by jhraolvh;ie December 01, 2009
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
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It's like morning wood, but you get it before going to sleep. It's an erection that just keeps you awake for a while and you can't fall asleep with it. One simply has to work it out.
Mom: Go to sleep honey!
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.
by White Xmas December 26, 2013
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When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”

“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”
by ihavenightwoodagain August 22, 2020
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Samantha: *enters the room*

Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood
by diabettt April 27, 2021
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