From the time of approximately 11:30pm-5am basically all water becomes blessed and has amazing re-hydration abilities and tastes amazing as well.
by a failed attempt March 06, 2020
The water you drink when you wake up in the middle of the night that tastes like it came from a mountain spring blessed by God himself.
by guitarsandroses November 09, 2019
The most delicious, thirst quenching drink on the face of the planet. This drink is only tasteable post waking up from sleep between the hours of 12am and 4am.
”Holy fuck man I woke up last night and took a swig if my water bottle and that mother fuckin night water man, I’m telling ya you’ve gotta try it.”
by Bigred0506 February 07, 2019
by Finna.Yeet March 01, 2019
Frank: This Night Water sure is good.
Chad: Where did you find it?
Frank: This big tank at work.
Chad: Don’t you work at the nuclear plant?
Frank: Oh s h i t.
Chad: Where did you find it?
Frank: This big tank at work.
Chad: Don’t you work at the nuclear plant?
Frank: Oh s h i t.
by 5 Lemons September 02, 2019
by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020
night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.
by USAF Cadet August 09, 2021