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A watermelon, more specifically one that is either produced in the south or in the hands of a black man.
Colin: Did you hear the NFL is switching to green footballs?
Payton: Whys that?
Colin: Did you ever see a black man drop a Niggermelon?
by Downs0 April 02, 2009
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A measurement of joy, specifically the amount of happiness an African-American feels when presented with a single watermelon.
The child was so happy on Christmas morning he beamed a 3 niggermelon smile.
by UD_fan July 05, 2012
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