The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

A niggerbopper is a white male who thinks he's black. Many niggerbopper's only listen to rap music in public, while at home, listen to pop music from the likes of Taylor Swift, and Justin Bieber, where nobody can see them. The act of niggerbopping is done by sticking your hand in your pants like Al Bundy, and passing flatulence up to 10 times, while inhaling it to get high. This is often combines with the "gangsta lean".

Most niggerbopper's are native to Coshocton, Ohio.