May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
2
While it may go back further, the first instance of the Phrase nigganometry that I recall was from Canibus on his 1998 album 'Can-I-Bus'the song simply titled 'nigganometry' uses some rather quick witted Q&A to show examples of nigganometry.
Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?)......
If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)
It's nigganometry...
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?)......
If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)
It's nigganometry...
by Nausicaa January 18, 2005
3
styles that niggas use to pass math class. Could include cheating, bribing, or giving the teacher head.
"That's how you pass trigonometry, sell dope to your teacher, use nigganometry"
-Afroman (Back to school)
-Afroman (Back to school)
by bojizzle April 27, 2004
4
A form of math pertaining to activities CERTAIN people partake in. This includes welfare, drugs, whores or pimping, unemployment, and a slew of other activities.
Please solve the following nigganometry question:
You have been fired from your 3rd janatorial job this month for showing up to work high once again. If you have contacted 2 of the necessary 3 potential employers necessary to get your unemployment check, how many more potential employers must you contact?
A. 1
B. 5
C. Shit, I'm too high for this
D. -2
You have been fired from your 3rd janatorial job this month for showing up to work high once again. If you have contacted 2 of the necessary 3 potential employers necessary to get your unemployment check, how many more potential employers must you contact?
A. 1
B. 5
C. Shit, I'm too high for this
D. -2
by Totally not a racist...I swear September 18, 2010