Urban Dictionary: Nigga-Guacamole

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.

Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you

by Wyumi June 17, 2020

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.

“Guacamole nigga penis” - black science man

by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019

Jake:Dude my dog is getting put down
Connor:I'll just eat your dog
*commits suicide*
Jake:Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Like if u cried

A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.

you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?

by bleached cow February 06, 2019

When a man's penis has the texture of Guacamole when wet.

Girl 1: Girl, I can't fuck him. I sucked his dick and he had that Guacamole Nigga Penis.
Girl 2: Eww!!! That's disgusting, period!

by kkillphil December 30, 2018