I was in bed with my wife the other night, thought id give her a sniff of a fart. To my horror the fart went through and I shit the sheets. ''Thats a nigerian oven you bastard'' she screamed.

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow