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The best person in the world. He will constantly make everyone have a good time and he will give the most pleasurable sex.
Look at that Niels. He is a legend
by GabGub February 26, 2018
May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Someone while under the influence of marijuana runs away from cops at great speeds. If a cop is spotted 50 yards away from them arresting someone else, they decide to sprint away.
Reilly: hey look theres a cop down near rite aid.
Niels: fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
Dain:Where did niels go?
By this time niels is about 50 ft away running 20 mph.
Niels: fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
Dain:Where did niels go?
By this time niels is about 50 ft away running 20 mph.
by Therealistkillaz December 12, 2011
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Niels Henrik David Bohr: 7 October 1885 – 18 November 1962) was a Danish physicist who made fundamental contributions to understanding atomic structure and quantum mechanics, for which he received the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1922. Bohr mentored and collaborated with many of the top physicists of the century at his institute in Copenhagen. He was part of a team of physicists working on the Manhattan Project
Another definition of this word: champion.
Another definition of this word: champion.
by John Martyr September 25, 2010
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A slang, or "street-name", for the wonderful drug MDMA (Methylendioxymethamfetamin) which is said to contain bits of real panther. When this "drug" is taken, one experiences a euphoric high while simultaneously boosting ones showmac skillz x 100000000!
HV på Niels i går!
Har du noget Niels?
Skal vi være sammen med Niels i dag?
Niels er min bedste ven.
Niels conquers all <3
Har du noget Niels?
Skal vi være sammen med Niels i dag?
Niels er min bedste ven.
Niels conquers all <3
by MathiasSander January 10, 2012
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The name of the most amazing guy in the world. He is incredible, smart, fun, creative, and really cute. When you are stressed, he’ll listen to you. He may or may not enjoy smoking weed, drinking beer, and consuming a certain type of “stracciatella” cottage cheese.
“Hey I think I have the biggest crush ever on this guy. I dream about him every night and during the day too.”
“What’s his name?”
“Sexy stuff.”
“No really, what’s his name?”
“Why should I tell you?”
“You shouldn’t, but tell me anyway.”
“Fine, his name is Niels, and I’m in love with him.”
“What’s his name?”
“Sexy stuff.”
“No really, what’s his name?”
“Why should I tell you?”
“You shouldn’t, but tell me anyway.”
“Fine, his name is Niels, and I’m in love with him.”
by Bandittt_fire January 19, 2021