A Niels Gayboy is a 16 year old boy who never touched his penis, he is very awkward and never wants to be with his friends, he would rather play computer than going to a sick party.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.