A Niece is a beautiful girl who will love you forever but be aware Aunties And uncles if their parents say no they will come to you .

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Female version of "Nephew", individuals using niece/nephew try to get people off of using the n-word. Means the same (ie sister/brother), but in a less aggressive/derogatory sense.

- The daughter of one's brother/sister or brother in-law/sister in-law

- A female member of one's family that an uncle loves so much in-addition to a nephew

- Best of both worlds

free babysitter.a person who chooses to watch children against their freewill

A fucking stupid way of saying the name "Nic." This originated from the homo himself, Brandon Phliponeau. If you would like to contact Brandon all you have to say is "Geometry is easy," u will know it's him when he comes around and starts arguing trying to make fun of you if your are not in advanced classes

an expression to convey happiness and recognition of a favorable event, while also highlighting the misspelling of the original word "Nice." The expression is usually reserved for ironic situations since the word is recognized as a misspelling.