To "commit" to a plan or an event and then flake on your engagement without any reasonable explanation and or efficient timely manner

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

To repeatedly hide while others engage in combat in the game, "Super Smash Brothers Brawl" then when called on, deny your actions

A person who asks a lot of questions without trying google first.

The act of which someone is being a total jerk to you after being very pleasant to you. This usually is a random occurance that may lead to frustrate after someone gets "Nicked"

When one spends their entire work day looking at pictures of boys on my space, or talking endlessly on their cell phone waiting for someone to give them a brown eye punch.

excessive use of handheld devices used for video screening purposes