What used to be the best channel ever but it sucks a really lot now.

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Similar to: fuck buddy

A channel that has sold out to the max. Used to have great shows like salute your shorts, pete and pete, and doug. Now they have these stupid mindless cartoons that would put a kid with adhd to sleep.

Used to be a classic favorite by all, it canceled all of it's good shows such as Welcome Freshmen, Salute Your Shorts, Rocko, Ren & Stimpy, and Nick Arcade. They started to aim towrds the sterotypical children that were spawning from somewhere. They began covering the new "pop" (aka. crap, homo-gays, %*&*) groups that were spawning from the same place as the sterotypical children. They struck back with Invader Zim, but was canceled because the type of humor flew right over the little kids heads. It now hold the personal record by about every person in America above the age of 13 as the worst television station and ahould be plagued with head cancer.

Once, in a time long ago, a time called the 90s. There was a channel, it's name was Nickelodeon. It ruled all cartoon channels in that long ago era. With shows like Rugrats, pete and pete, AHHH real monsters, doug, and one of it's final great shows, invader zim. From the era spaning 1990 to 2003 it was the suprime cartoon channel. But after the end of the 20th century nickeldoeon started to go down a dark path. canceling all it's great shows and replaceing them with bad animated shows and aweful teen shows. Around 2003 nickelodeon tried to make a come back with invader zim, but the new generation of 7-year old teen wanna bees soon dismissed the show. Today nickelodeon is down a path it can never return from...

A now horrible kids channel. It started off pretty good with Ren and Stimpy and Rocko's modern Life (even Angry beavers wasn't all shit) but promptly canceled all their good shows and started to play towards f*cking 6-year olds. Then came Spongebob and it almost completely died. It made a brief (but amazing) comeback with Invader Zim, but, of course, they cancelled it, leading to its utter doom. Now, unless they bring some good shows into their pathetic schedule, it wil soon be cancelled as well.

A television network station that once had spark and fun. Used to be made up of shows such as Rocko, Hey Arnold, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Clarissa Explains It All, just to name a few. This network has downgraded itself with "new and improved" clean innuendo shows such as Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Oddparents. Tries to redeem itself with "TeeNick" network, but has not been successful. On the brink of being off the expanded cable network.