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the diabetic monchichi of the band the jonas brothers. he is owned by disney and therefore forbiden of sex until marriage.
by athanfromasia August 07, 2009
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A teenage boy who look likes to pretend he's the next Mick Jagger. Wears a purity ring to omit a sense of righteousness among the hordes of pre-teen band worshipers who don't know any better. His vocals are more nasal, monotone and screechy than Miley Cyrus (neither which can carry a damn vibrato!). His guitar puts the modern music industry to shame (Keith Richards can kick his ass ANYDAY). Tweenies enjoy drolling over him, despite the fact that he looks like my grandfather's left nut.
Nick Jonas is a cocky, talentless, wanna-be singer/guitarist (note I didn't say lyricist. They do not write their own songs!) who hopefully will land in rehab somewhere
by Weezernatorr August 01, 2008
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An example of a eunich that entertains little boys and girls. He wears a purity ring as a testament for irony, for he desires all of the little children he preforms to. Legally, though, this is acceptable for he stands at the age of 15. The majority of his fangirls believe that they just may have a chance, that he'll abandon all religious vows he makes by his actions and wearing a purity ring and rip off her clothes.
Nick Jonas, you know you're not good when you look out into the crowd and the main color that you see is pink.
by OhMyGodAFlyingChinchilla March 06, 2008
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youngest of three members of the jonas brothers. obsession of many preteen girls who think of him as hot or cute. his fans say that he has a great voice, but haters can point out that it sounds whiny and annoying. once dated miley cyrus, who can't really sing either. the jonas brothers have some good songs but are seriously overrated.
girl obsessed with nick: OMG! I WANT TO MARRY NICK JONAS BECAUSE HE'S HOT AND HAS A GREAT VOICE!
nick hater: GET A LIFE AND MOVE ON WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!
by whateverhappenedtomankind August 30, 2008
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Nicolas Jerry Jonas is the 15 year old super-mega second-to-youngest cutie of the super hot band the Jonas Brothers. He has two hot and smexy older brothers named Joseph Adam Jonas (18) and Paul Kevin Jonas II (20).
by mrsjonasx3 January 09, 2008
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