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A damp creature not disimilar to an amphibian humanoid with cranial gills, popularised by its meme status amongst the players of Mount & Blade: Warband.

A Nezgzarp is noted for the fact that its race shares the namesake of the nation from whence they hail, the Grand Duchy of Nezgzarp, a name that originates with and continues to be used by the hereditary ruling dynasty, the House of Nezgzarp, whose members all take the personal name "Nezgzarp".
Nezgzarp, son of Nezgzarp - "I am Nezgzarp, son of Nezgzarp of the Nezgzarpic race of the Grand Duchy of Nezgzarp."

Nezorpazarp - *Wibbles in agreement.*
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
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