A damp creature not disimilar to an amphibian humanoid with cranial gills, popularised by its meme status amongst the players of Mount & Blade: Warband.

A Nezgzarp is noted for the fact that its race shares the namesake of the nation from whence they hail, the Grand Duchy of Nezgzarp, a name that originates with and continues to be used by the hereditary ruling dynasty, the House of Nezgzarp, whose members all take the personal name "Nezgzarp".

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods