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Ultra right-wing pseudo news outlet, similar to Fox News, owned and controlled by wealthy hypocrites out to destroy President Obama's administration and all liberals. Newsmax continues to manufacture and publish sensationalized anti-progressive garbage even though it has been publicaly reprimanded and forced to retract numerous articles/lies. It is a favorite "news source" for TeaParty members, Birthers, Ditto-Heads, Republicans, and other ignorant individuals including, but not limited to, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and Donald Trump.
Sarah Palin: Did you read the latest article in Newsmax about Obama's direct ties to all socialist and communist organizations throughout the world?
TeaParty sycophant: Yup, some feller, i can't rightly member his name, readed it to me at my KKK meetin da other nite. Obama is one of them there mooslums!!!!
TeaParty sycophant: Yup, some feller, i can't rightly member his name, readed it to me at my KKK meetin da other nite. Obama is one of them there mooslums!!!!
by mark607 January 09, 2012
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020