Fiberglass encrusted filters, a fuckload of menthol shit, and a delicious taste. It's a fucking pack of fuggs, bitch.

small back-ass town in the middle of northeast "where the fuck exactly are we?!?" Vermont...

the town is comprised mostly of older retirees and people who never developed higher brain function past the 7th grade forcing them to work in shit jobs at factories around the local area for the rest of their lives.

A city located on the central Oregon coast. Composed mostly of white middle to low income families but has seen a sharp rise in mexican immigrants. Famous for the Oregon coast aquarium it 's economy is mostly based on tourism and fishing. Has only one real road with commercial buildings on it, Highway 101 running straight through the city. With really nothing to do for the local youth most take up drugs and alcohol as a way to pass the time.

Other activities include car tag a game played by chasing people around the city streets, whoever is in front at the time is it. Yelling at people walking down the road, going into one of the 2 big box stores in town and just walking around, or choosing to eat at one of the fine fast food places in the city. Overall the city dies at 9 at night, no matter what, and is just a shitty place to live.

The hacking loud smokers cough that one gets from smoking Newport's. Sounds sickly and much like one has TB.

Newport = Boat shoes

An annual formal event at the Harvard Business School, meant to emphasize and celebrate the social climbing character, WASP-ishness, the desire for affluence and elitism of the School's students through a live reenactment of the life of the ultra-rich (but with cheaper props).

Newport-On-Tay is a humble town in North East Fife. Newport is home to the famous Matthew Robertson. Matthew Robertson has became famous for being sucked off by an elderly lady. Newport has also a cafè were you will be served by the almighty 'Handy Harris'