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After finsihing sexual intercourse, release your load in as many places as possible, trying to spread the substance is multiple locations, at the conclusion, ask your partner if she would like a "New Job".When she states Yes, you tell her 'Your new job is too clean all of this shit up and get the hell out".
Becky I heard you got a Newjob last night !
by Peter C.D December 10, 2005
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.
A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.
by Schoolboy Peter March 14, 2021
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