Whilst on the lash , the hired Northern Irishman called Dermot (real name Raymond) decides to sprint away from the group across the road and never to return till breakfast the next day with 6 hours of memory lost with a pissed off girlfriend and a mysterious mistress called Tina who play rugby.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.