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a place where all rip off australians go to be nuetral and where people cannot say the letter 'i'.

Ps. you can say australians are mean, but really it's just that u guys are way to politically correct. australia bags everyone out and doesn't give a shit if u bag us out. we're not that sensitive and the reason the world likes us and acknowledges us (cos they dont even know who u r) is because we're tough.
if u want an example of how prissy new zealanders are, finish reading all this "we're beautiful and just as good as australia! so don't be meanie poos" shit, then search australia and read about how proud we are to be poitically uncorrect we are, how we drink twice our own body weight in beer and how swearing is our language.

its better to be a quarter racist, than to all have the same boring views
by Sammi likes to swear November 17, 2006
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That country that apparently all Australians love, but to be honest be all laugh about their accents and how they fuck sheep.

Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?
Aussie: "U'm a kiwi, mite, frum New Zealand! There's that suxy sheep!
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"
by Proud Aussie Girl October 11, 2012
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New Zealand, contary to beliefs that we are good people, we commit war crimes too.
In 1914, (New Zealand) annexed German Samoa, jumping at the chance to be Imperialists. We then blockaded it while 'flu was prevalent, killing many inhabitants.
by Hachi-Control September 06, 2008
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Known to the world as Australias bitch
Hey I am going on a holiday
Were to?
new Zealand
oh yea mean Australias bitch
Yes I do
by Meerkat April 26, 2008
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two islands, chilling out down south, above the antarctic, and with many things that quite frankly we hogged from other countries.
new zealand: fish and chips, government, tvs, all comms for that matter, medicines, architecture, BUT, we did infact invent jandles. Don't laugh.
They're cool.
by maggiesylvia October 03, 2006
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New Zealand is a country for the rich and wealthy first. What is presented is false. The welfare state is residual and under almost constant attack from right wingers. There is a pervasive feel of self-interest and greed im NZ. A smug self satisfaction is evident. Many of the wealthy live in elite suburbs, for instance, in Christchurch, Merivale or Fendalton. New Zealand has no written constitution.
New Zealand is a country for the rich and wealthy first. What is presented is false. The welfare state is residual and under almost constant attack from right wingers. There is a pervasive feel of self-interest and greed im NZ. A smug self satisfaction is evident. Many of the wealthy live in elite suburbs, for instance, in Christchurch, Merivale or Fendalton. New Zealand has no written constitution. The most important statutory rights are found in the unentrenched New Zealand Bill of Rights Act 1990. These so-called rights have been overridden many times by various NZ Parliaments. As such, some have referred to NZ an a 'elective dictatorship'or "thin" democracy. It certainly lacks the rights of Canada. Canada having the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. New Zealand is a great nation 'if' you are rich, if not, watch out
by xvg November 03, 2006
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A beautiful country in the South Pacific, approximately 2200kms South-east of the East coast of Australia. Population: 4 million (as of April 28th, 2003).

Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.

Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.
You can't go to heaven until you've checked out New Zealand first.
by Steve May 07, 2003
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