The sexual act of a woman/man performing prophylactic fellatio on a man/woman's feces when they are half-way out of the anus.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

The act of having a shit while simultaneously swilling coffee and smoking a cigarette. This is sure to make you poo like a coon and it's rather invigorating.

When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.