the best place for idiots to go to las cruces and get fucked up. Also this is where cristain lost his virginity to a biker.
new mexico state university is christain's new favorite place!
by dom the bommm. April 13, 2011
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When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.
"Have you seen Juan?"

"He went out to the desert to get a New Mexico Salt Lick"
by Skazwozzer July 29, 2015
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Mexico, New York is a small town in upstate New York about an hour north of Syracuse. This is a nice little town with a historical background and a gorgeous high school. The people are friendly and nice and the town is the typical small town setting where "everybody knows everybody." It has it's own unique qualities such as it's part in the underground railroad. Mexico has many good aspects and would be a great place to live. It also has great places to hunt, fish, and camp.
Hey we should go to Mexico, New York and hang out
by vietnam charlie 1974 May 03, 2011
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A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday
by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018
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When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.
I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.
by AustNilo July 31, 2019
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A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans
"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"
by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018
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