Possibly the worst state to live in; the people are all idiots, the taxes are too damn high, it smells like hell, there are so many laws; New Jersey has more laws then every other state, everyone sucks at driving, everything is insanely expensive, you are either rich or poor; there is no in between, everything is insanely overly competitive, and there are so many fucking people! New Jersey isn't that big and the amount of people here is way to high. Honestly, I can't think of one positive thing to say about it; food is mediocre, there is a shit ton of traffic, the seasons suck; summer is too hot, winter is too cold. I have lived here my whole life and I would give anything to get out. NEVER MOVE TO NEW JERSEY. Everyone hates Newjersians.
Newjersian- "Yo what state do you live in?"
Random Person- "Not New Jersey, that place is a shithole!"
Newjersian- "Yeah, it is, why the fuck do people want to live here?"
shithole new jersey awful
Random Person- "Not New Jersey, that place is a shithole!"
Newjersian- "Yeah, it is, why the fuck do people want to live here?"
shithole new jersey awful
by Newjerseysucksass November 24, 2013
by Jersey makes me sick December 11, 2003
The Capital of Sicily (since the good Italians arent from Sicily); ie. The armpit of America. Known as the garden state because... well, they do... eh... Are in no way associated with anything beautiful and living!
I hate people (who are from _______)/ (who look like ______)/ (whose skin is ______)/ (who think that____)
by Paccali February 25, 2003
"Hey man, you want to go to the beach?"
"Yeah, but we gotta drive through New Jersey to get there"
"Bummer"
"Yeah, but we gotta drive through New Jersey to get there"
"Bummer"
by kingman91 May 25, 2007
NJ Guy: Heyy
Girl: Heyy where are you from?
NJ Guy: I'm from New Jersey, you?
Girl: Eww, get away from me...
MD Guy: Is this guy messing with you?
Girl: Yeah he is, who are you and where did you come from?
MD Guy: I come from the greatest land of all, Maryland,
Girl: MY HEROO
Girl: Heyy where are you from?
NJ Guy: I'm from New Jersey, you?
Girl: Eww, get away from me...
MD Guy: Is this guy messing with you?
Girl: Yeah he is, who are you and where did you come from?
MD Guy: I come from the greatest land of all, Maryland,
Girl: MY HEROO
by JMUdukes July 28, 2008
Once its own state, New Jersey is now a territory occupied transplanted Staten Island and Long Island barbarians who were forced to leave their homes due to having too much money and overdeveloping their land. Over time, much of the state people's culture has been forgotten and replaced with that of the steadily increasing barbarian population.
by Websterman March 21, 2012
What, so you think you're so special? (From Family Guy)
New Jersey is better known as the Garden State. However, it is officially known to have the most gangs and arrests (arrests apply in areas like Jersey City or any downtown areas). It is also the home of Atlantic City, the playground of rich people all over the wherever the heck you may be from to spend money on casinos and relax.
New Jersey is better known as the Garden State. However, it is officially known to have the most gangs and arrests (arrests apply in areas like Jersey City or any downtown areas). It is also the home of Atlantic City, the playground of rich people all over the wherever the heck you may be from to spend money on casinos and relax.
by AThepro August 23, 2007
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