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When a white lady in New Hampshire get's attacked by three to fourteen black men and is dragged into the hills for 48 hours of non-stop ass eating.
Lad 1: So where did Rebecca go last night?
Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.
Lad 1: What did they do to her?
Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.
Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11
Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.
Lad 1: What did they do to her?
Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.
Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11
by Thitherurtian August 10, 2018
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005