A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021
1. Why is that guy so obsessed with parking his car at Harvard Yard? Oh, he's just a New England biscuit.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.
2. I gave my lady a New England biscuit last week, and now she can't walk well. There are too many crumbs.
by idrathernotpodcast August 23, 2017
When a man and a woman are very in love, they make love on a public poorly plowed road way. During that act, a man removes his cock from the woman, dips it in the granular road salt, then inserts his now salty, non lubed cock into the woman's ass.
by 11DollarSteamyShitDick January 9, 2018
When you decide to go S&M style with your partner, but if you cum before they let you then your punishment is being slapped in the face with a bag of hops.
Guy 1: My girl gave me a New England Rabbit Slap last night, I still have the bruises. I told her next time don't squeeze so tight.
by IRHMP August 28, 2016
The accent of Eastern Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Parts of Eastern Connecticut, New Hampshire, and Maine. It's part of the New England culture. You'll see it on some TV Shows like Family Guy. The accent is declining amongst younger speakers, but older speakers will have a thick New England accent.
Examples of the New England Accent:
Jordan's Furniture - Jahdins Fahnityah
New Hampshire - New Hampshuh
New York - New Yahk
Red Sox - Red Sawx
Water Fountain - Bubbler
Speed Bump - Speed Hump
Very Cold - Wicked Cold
Turn Signal - Blinker
Roundabout - Rotary
February - Febuary
March - Mahch
Summer - Summuh
Your - Yuh
Here - Hy
Asshole - Ess'ole
Worcester - Wuhstuh
Cape Cod - The Cape
Martha's Vineyard - The Vinyuhd
Police - Coppuh
Jordan's Furniture - Jahdins Fahnityah
New Hampshire - New Hampshuh
New York - New Yahk
Red Sox - Red Sawx
Water Fountain - Bubbler
Speed Bump - Speed Hump
Very Cold - Wicked Cold
Turn Signal - Blinker
Roundabout - Rotary
February - Febuary
March - Mahch
Summer - Summuh
Your - Yuh
Here - Hy
Asshole - Ess'ole
Worcester - Wuhstuh
Cape Cod - The Cape
Martha's Vineyard - The Vinyuhd
Police - Coppuh
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by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020