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When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and his semen shoots out of her other nostril.
Roger executed the perfect Neti Pot on Heidi, which almost caused her to weep jizz.
by King Deucey December 09, 2008
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
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When a guy ejaculates in someones nose and it goes in one nostril and out the other.
Last night Frank totally neti potted in my nose... it was AWESOME! My sinuses are so clear!!
by A$billsinthehouse June 05, 2011
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When a girl is giving you that vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 head, that you cum so much that it comes out her nose.
Homie 1: "How did it go with that girl you met last night?"
Homie 2: "Yo, she blew me off so good, I Neti Potted her shit!"
by GoofyGoozler12 November 01, 2020
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A synonym to douchebag, because in practical terms the "netipot" is a irrigation device to cleanse a mucous filled orifice, very much like a douche, but since very few women douche anymore, it seems more appropriate to use this particular device as a synonym for asshole, dickweed, jerk, pompous loud and obnoxious human.
Look at him, he's wearing an Ed Hardy shirt and is covered in fake tan. Fucking Netipot.
by Rude and Rudy July 05, 2011
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(Verb) the act of urinating into someone's nostril, and watching it pour out of the other nostril.
Bro, I neti potted that chick, I had half of my dick up her nose and it sprayed out the other nostril like a hose.
by Christopher_aaron April 04, 2017
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When he cums inside of her nose and it goes up the nasal cavity
Dude! That bitch wanted it so bad I Neti Poted her and she sneezed for 2 days!
by BlueMommaWolf February 11, 2018
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