Reed Hastings, Steve Swasey and all their investor fanboys laughed piggishly as they gathered around the gargantuan mahogony conference table to pitch new ways of Netflixing their hardworking loyal customers.
"Maybe we can Netflix our customer base by jacking the rates again right around Christmas this time," said Hastings
"I can tell the public the total 78% price hike from two seperate increases since last September amount to no more than two lattes at Starbucks. A mere triffle. Hahahaa" said Swasey
(Chorous Laughter and Guffaws from the boardroom stacked with fat, double chinned, sweaty, corporate shills )
"I'm so tired of getting netflixed every 4 months just to stream these crappy "whimsy, romantic, cerebral comedies based on award winning Burkino Fasan biographies" that Netflix recommends. And why the hell am Ipaying to recieve stream these "new" releases 10 months after Amazon Prime and Redbox have them?" said the Ex Netflix customer
"Maybe we can Netflix our customer base by jacking the rates again right around Christmas this time," said Hastings
"I can tell the public the total 78% price hike from two seperate increases since last September amount to no more than two lattes at Starbucks. A mere triffle. Hahahaa" said Swasey
(Chorous Laughter and Guffaws from the boardroom stacked with fat, double chinned, sweaty, corporate shills )
"I'm so tired of getting netflixed every 4 months just to stream these crappy "whimsy, romantic, cerebral comedies based on award winning Burkino Fasan biographies" that Netflix recommends. And why the hell am Ipaying to recieve stream these "new" releases 10 months after Amazon Prime and Redbox have them?" said the Ex Netflix customer
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where you sit on your bed or couch scrolling through Netflix trying to find some "new" then end up watching the show or movie you seen 100 times...basically you having nothing better to do so you watch Netflix:)
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netflixing when all you do all day is view films not regular television whether it be on your phone laptop or television
So, Sheila, what did you do on your day off from work? "just Netflixing and ordered delivery food and hung out with my friends"
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Netflixing is watching Netflix
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When you watch an entire season of a series or finish the series in one sit down and in one day. A perfect excuse for missing a commitment.
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Netflixing 1 When someone is trying to pick you're brain and pump information out of you just to later on stab you in you're back
2. When someone is stealing pics off of you're Facebook. With his or her cell phone.
2. When someone is stealing pics off of you're Facebook. With his or her cell phone.
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