girlfriend: Hey mom my boyfriends coming over to watch Netflix and chill.
mom: Okay sweetie have lots of fun!
Boyfriend: okay babe, ready to fuck?

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

"Netflix and chill?"
"No, that how we end up with chill-dren."

Don't ask a girl to Netflix and Chill on a first date; unless she's a ho she'll say no. Then you look like a dick just trying to dip your wick.

Brad: "Hey Julia wanna come over and watch Netflix and chill"
Julia: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Brad: "Wait I thought we were just gonna watch Netflix and chill?"
Julia: "Netflix and Chill means we fuck, dumbass"

"Hey Victoria, wanna watch netflix and chill?"

"Sure! Wanna watch House of Cards?"