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Short for "The Loch Ness Monster" a mythic creature that has been known for its extordinary life span inside of Loch Ness Scotland and is world widely known. There has been many-a set ups from people who want lots of cash for taking picutes of her.
"Duuuuuuude, I took a picture of Nessy today!"
"You liar, let me see it!"
by Kuabin May 01, 2006
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Having sex with the same gender, because they look like your friend.
Boy that could have gotten real Nessy back there.
by Doomos October 08, 2005
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The single most gorgeous girl in the entire world
I thought I was in heaven, but I was really just looking at Nessy
by Vitaly June 16, 2003
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Is having a large long turd that the end sticks up out of the water resembling the Loch Ness Monster.
I just took a nice Nessy.
by sfrydaddy7 January 30, 2010
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She's abserlutely gorgeous, wouldn't change her for the world!!you really need to see someone as hot as her!!
by Nessy's Admirer April 14, 2004
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a man or boy who is the sex. every girl whos ever met him falls inlove with him in a snap. hes very seductive and sexy and is also a good friend and a loving family member.
damn hes a real nessy.
by sashabearisdasexx November 05, 2008
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A friend that never comes out to social events. Because they are either a homebody or are pussy whipped.
Dude 1: "Where's Luke Williams?"
Dude 2: "Don't know, cunts such a Nessy."
by Merv Mervson September 12, 2014
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