Short for "The Loch Ness Monster" a mythic creature that has been known for its extordinary life span inside of Loch Ness Scotland and is world widely known. There has been many-a set ups from people who want lots of cash for taking picutes of her.

to tell someone to calm down and relax.

Having sex with the same gender, because they look like your friend.

Is having a large long turd that the end sticks up out of the water resembling the Loch Ness Monster.

The single most gorgeous girl in the entire world

She's abserlutely gorgeous, wouldn't change her for the world!!you really need to see someone as hot as her!!

A friend that never comes out to social events. Because they are either a homebody or are pussy whipped.