A hand job given to "keep the peace" during a time of forced abstinence ie pregnancy, period, or company.
I could see it in his eyes that I had to give him a Nelson Handela, we hadn't had sex since I found out I was pregnant.
by Toeser13 April 15, 2014
A Gabe Nelson has redefined the fields of annoyance and wordsmithery. They are known to giggle at the sight of an obese feline perched atop a wooden post, as well as to dance erratically and compulsively take bites of passersby, being a fatty boombatty.
Gabe Nelsons are known for inspiring fan clubs and techno remixes (Gabe Nelson... jump on it) among swooning pedestrians in the Transvaal and Luxembourg.
If a Gabe Nelson were ever cornered in a dark alley behind some sort of imminent-doom-store, (doom on sale two for one dollar) he could be discerned from all typical oddballs by his propensity for large words and habit of referring to himself in the third person.
Gabe Nelsons are known for inspiring fan clubs and techno remixes (Gabe Nelson... jump on it) among swooning pedestrians in the Transvaal and Luxembourg.
If a Gabe Nelson were ever cornered in a dark alley behind some sort of imminent-doom-store, (doom on sale two for one dollar) he could be discerned from all typical oddballs by his propensity for large words and habit of referring to himself in the third person.
Look at the size of that Gabe Nelson! It's so pretentious and delectable that it might stun all the ladyfolk!
by Rosalie "Murderous Troll" Alvarez March 18, 2005
by Herropeopls March 17, 2020
A creature best known for its curly locks,juicy fangs,small toe like clubbed thumbs,long pokey overhanged nose that is like a baby shark and long spindley portable legs
Also known as Crandell,cranny or crabby you can find this mysterious creature doing the notorious butt slap or broom stick dancing all around the area
Also known as Crandell,cranny or crabby you can find this mysterious creature doing the notorious butt slap or broom stick dancing all around the area
Look over there its Nelson crandella doing the butt slap,that butt slap turns me on,id like to put my slap in her butt
by Crabby and the crew June 17, 2016
The act of oral sex performed by one man on another. Very popular graffiti inside the King Soopers Meat Plant. Denver, CO.
by NG666 June 23, 2017
When two males please each other with their hands at the same time using chewing tobacco spit as lubrication.
by Peter Fitztighly February 13, 2017