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One of the very few legitimate prank channels left on YouTube. If you're watching any other prank channels besides Nelk, you can get the fuck off YouTube.

Kyle ~ He's the best McDonalds employee out there

Jesse ~ doesn't give a fuck and always seems high
Dude, have you seen that Nelk video where the old man is hitting on Kyles chick?
by Alpha-Gaming October 05, 2017
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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Nelk

One of the only real prank channel's on YouTube. Consisting of Kyle and Jesse.
Bro, did you see that new Nelk video? It was a Banger
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The most ferda YouTube channel out there. Always sending it with the boys. Leafs nation baby
Full send
Mitch-Yo did you see the fake ID card video?
Auston-Yea that vid was fucking jokes
Mitch-Yea nelk always sends it in vids
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A previously averge prank channel that turned into the showcase of two rockstars (and a skinny asian dude), named Kyle and Jesse, who will inevitably crash and burn due to their uncertain life of housing, income, alcohol poisoning, and relevance.
"Shit man we'll just have to stay another month with Banks, eh" said one of the Nelk boys
by ArousedByCats June 13, 2019
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To perform boring or demeaning computer maintenance tasks.
The server had a virus so I had to nelk for almost an hour before I could even check my email.
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