Very confused person, commonly described as an idiot...
Person 1: I just binge watched the entire Shrek trilogy.
Person 2: Yeh boi, ogre it up!
Person 1 & 2: -laugh-
Person 3: Why is this funny at all?
Person: 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up and stop being a Neke...
by BoiInABred July 17, 2020
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1- Southern pronounciation of Naked
2- Naked and up to no good.
1- He was neked as a mole-rat when he done been borned.
2- She was naked in the shower minding her own business when that neked man got in with her.
by senormoomoo March 16, 2006
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The redneck term for sexual aroused naked-ness. Whereas being naked is simply being nude; being neked is being nude and ready to fuck.
Billy: Last night, when I got home from the honky tonk, Darlene was laying on the hide-a-bed with a six pack of bud and a can of WD-40--Neked!
Bob: God-damn.
Billy: I plowed her so hard that when I donkey punched her I knocked her ass out!
Bob: Damn, man.
Billy: Yeah, she took it harder than The Rock on Smackdown!
by billy-bob-earl-jones-jr March 16, 2006
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The word stands for selfish in Persian and nobody in Kurdish.
+You are nekes Joe!
- What is nekes, Farhad?
+I mean selfish.
-I am who I am.
by Nekes12 May 02, 2021
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To have to evade some so desperate that all they do is talk out the side of they neck

No consideration for how stupid they sound there only goal is to produce more words that doesn’t make sense to make on studder

They sPoNgBOb ing to they fall over and die 💨🥵
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“Yo what’s up my dude”
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“Hey wassup ya down in the dumps a some”
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“You wanna maybe go an get some da eat I was ...”

Let me stop u there I am a tad bit upset sure but I they way that uve approched me I might care to get some thing to eat thx”
{Duut dutt dut}
“Hey I I was just wondering a where we going”
Aigh look you really out here talkin out the side a ya neck if I walked away from you why ya follow me do ya not have any where to go”
“Well I”
“What spit it out u didn’t have a hard time before or are u just neking
“What neking”
“Ahhhight nark keep neking”
Shhpht duu duun rhhuuun... rhhut
{Chhht}
“Alr come on”
“Huh”
...
by Nippi kay June 19, 2021
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The “correct” way to pronounce the word “naked” according to the retarded nigger Jaiden.
“Ew, don’t date Jaiden, he’s a retarded nigger. He pronounces the word “naked”, “neked.”
by Hdsieheysutsysus November 28, 2020
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