The cmpletely hot pairing of Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Neji from Naruto. Neji as seme, Naruto as uke. This will never be cannon but, dang it's freakin' hot!And if you ever piss off a NejiNaru fangirl I would suggest running, far far away and as fast as you can to hide in some unamed country until they forget you exist.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.