1. A small furry creature found in the forests of Iran. They cling onto low branches with thin hairy arms. Most are harmless, although their saliva excreates a foul odor that can cause disorientation. If frightened, the Neilou regurgitate a stomach acid that contains fecal matter and Hepatitis B. Their diet consists of small portioned greens during they day. At night they drink fermented apples that cause them to feast from garbage cans of neighboring villages.

2. A condition in males where their genetals are smaller than their pinky finger.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.