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a simp, very tall, gay twink

an absolute loser who likes to stand naked in a corn field

he turned into a pickle once, and called himself pickle neil
funniest shit i've ever seen
'wow, if you were any gayer you'd be neil' - a local bystander says
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Is a man of many words. Some say smart or funny but I think not. He is a child who spends all day eating ramen and sucking chopsticks till he sleeps. He can also be very interactive.
Neil is acting pretty strange today. He hasn’t played golf yet.
by Noodle god 9669 October 15, 2019
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Neil is a name used for boys.

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by Oreo9 December 20, 2017
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A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,
' i met a neil today, how lucky am i :)'
by sneaky leeky January 05, 2010
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to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.
by jabrony September 16, 2007
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A Neil is a person who is liked by an Ashley. And he is supa hot.
Ashley: " Look at him, Oh he is super cute, and sweet!"
Julia: " Yeah, that is cause he is a Neil."
by MeLlamoDePio December 13, 2017
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shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.
If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil
by imsol33t January 12, 2010
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