Dipshit Evangelicals: We had to vote for Trump! Who cares if he starts a nuclear war? Thanks to Neil Gorsuch we can now realize our dream of forcing women to sew up their vaginas until childbirth!

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow