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Created in the Anandtech forums, it was a member who posted useless crap to increase his post count. Hence, the term eventually branched out in to other forums and became a popular term among forum goers. Lifers are usually a harmless bunch, not as vicious as trolls. All they care about is the postcount..
You're such a nef.
Stop neffing your lifer.
by prop August 19, 2004
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Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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All these other definitions are nef.
No cap.
by Bigthang June 21, 2019
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short for "nephews", this word is commonly used to describe your close friends or relatives in the hood. This word is similar to the word "homies", but is used in more serious situations. Not to mention this word can also be used in place of "swear to god"
"Nefs I ain wit that breezy takin my bank rolls"
or
"I gat nefs in this hood that will knuck if you talk shit"
by ziggy ohh February 25, 2009
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usually found in forums;
somebody who wastes a post with a useless remark or comment just to increase their post count.
POSTED BY: uselessuser

hey yo sups dudes, ..i just took a shit just now! cool huh! ur thoughts?
by dan January 08, 2003
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v. or n.

Much like post whoring, but usually much more comedic and with more of a purpose (I know it's an oxymoron). Created in the AnandTech forums (likely in ATOT).
(to a nef that isn't funny):
Stop posting/BAN!/DIAF, you worthless nef.
by ts3433 March 24, 2005
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Abbreviation to "NOT EVEN FUNNY"

Nef can be used in speech and on internet (forums or chats). A proper moment to to call the word is when someone tries to be clever and fails.
by DjMaCk0k$ June 06, 2011
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