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The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Handsome, but doesn't know how handsome he really is. Every girl loves him, and every guy wants to be his best friend. If you managed to get a Neeson in your life, treat him right!
Girl: You are so handsome
Neeson: Nah

Walks away to help old lady cross the street.
by Tealfortytwo April 13, 2020
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Neeson is a cunt usually cheats on girls and doesn't give a fuck about anyone else but himself
Neeson: I love you

Girl 1: I love you to

Neeson: I love you

Girl 2: I love you to -.-
by Yamum123576 August 02, 2014
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