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A replacement for the word "nice". It is used to exclaim great news.

Often used in reference to a sexual innuendo or while congratulating a bro in his sexual conquest.
Sam "Josh and I took those twins to poundtown last night!"
Parker "Neesh!!"
Will "Fucking Neesh"
by Boy boii January 29, 2015
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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1. A verbal outburst showing great excitement and delight for a person, place, or thing beyond what normal words could possibly express. May also be accompanied by a physical gesture or movement.

2. Extreme, overwhelming giddiness.

3. An expression originally used by YouTube member "Dax Flame".

4. Variants: To neesh; the act of neeshing.
"I just won free Iron Maiden tickets! Neesh!!"
by P4nD0r4 January 19, 2009
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An excessively large head, or dome piece.
jordan has the biggest neesh ive ever seen in my life, what a tool.
by I <3 Soccer. May 14, 2009
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A no-no. Something that is to not be done. Usually a warning given after a rather repulsive action.
You hooked up wit her? Neesh, man, neesh.
by ConDawg January 28, 2005
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Verb: to spill a quantity of alcohol on one self
"damnit, i just neeshed my beer."
by qwaka November 19, 2003
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Neesh (Nee*shh)

Most commonly used in replacement of the word "Whore".
She slept with three guys at the same time? Wow, she IS a Neesh.
by 1337complete August 31, 2005
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