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An absurdly questionable champion created by Riot Games for the widely known video game, “League of Legends”. The lack of nerfs (or debuffs) in regards to this champion makes many Lolis horny for free elo.
Sans: Damn, I just got fucked by Neeko!

Nick: Time to uninstall League of Legends!
by noxianDiplomacy December 28, 2018
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An intelligent, charismatic man who will always be were he is needed.
I need a Neeko... Neeko to the rescue... Neeko saves the day.
by FlaminMaimie October 22, 2011
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the completely wrong way to spell the name "Nico"
Girl 1: OHMYGOSH! Did you just see that sexy man?
Girl 2: Wait, who?
Girl 1: Neeko!! He just walked in front of us!
Girl 2: Ohh you mean Nico?... Yeah, I saw him. He is pretty sexy.
by Megalinda April 20, 2010
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If a guy has the name neeko run!! Get away because with one look at him and you will fall for him. He is somewhat good looking but his words will sweep you off your feet. You will do everything to make him yours but once you have him you will do everything in your power to get rid of him. When you first start to date him he is funny, sweet, nice, and caring but after I little bit of time his true colors come out. And he is controlling, abusive, insecure, a lier, always starts a fight, makes you feel bad for them, obsessive, and crazy! They seem one way at first but then you see who they really are. A devil in disguise!!!
Girl 1: girl who are you dating????
Girl 2: his name is neeko.
Girl 1: leave him now!!
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: his last girl had to get a restraining order on his crazy ass!!
by Sexy potato🤪 April 18, 2019
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