When an attractive individual (usually female) appears as though they should be participating in sexual intercourse. Female scale ratings usually fall under 8-10, sometimes 7 depending on the day, amount of skin showing and/or alcohol assumption. This is used toward an elite group and should not be thrown around loosely.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.