A full on banger of a man with a knack of teenage alcoholism. He Only wears skate brands and does the occasional sesh with the boys consisting of skating and hitting that blunt. A typical skater dude, Neds are also very smart and well read but hide it under their incredibly chill persona.
"Why can't I be like Ned? What fucking ledge!"

"Yo lets hit that skatepark and maybe smoke up or something but I got a make a speech for the president so lets make it quick" Said Ned going through the speech he wrote.
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A name that means they have a big penis that is the size of a Croissant and they sleep like a baby.ned could be nicknamed ted
NEd has a croissant sized penis.
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Ned is a nerd with no friends a bit of a dork but little do they know he's very smart and itlegent
Look there's Ned the nerd With dork hair and glasses
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When guys name Scott don't think Icumarvelot is a word.
He's just a Ned.
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Basically just an Idiot, Ned can be found mining with his chompers for new gold teeth.
If you encounter one, cover all jiggly areas and run furyur life.
Boy that Ned over there sure is scary
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A loaf of bread, But mixed with Nutella. Not to be confused with Nutella on toast.
I want Ned Bread so bad right now!!!
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