A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.
Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.
If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.
Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.
Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
by one of many concerned friends January 21, 2014
Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.
by SheAteTheWholeApple December 11, 2014
Kissing over enthusiastically on the dance floor In full view of others - would be deemed to be turbo necking.
by Gang reen June 30, 2015
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck
“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”
by Evansturkey December 14, 2020
Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck
“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”
by Evansturkey December 14, 2020
1.) When your skin on your neck wrinkles and hangs so low, it forms a permanent and self made turtle neck, like a turkey neck.
2.) another word for an uncircumcised penis
2.) another word for an uncircumcised penis
by awheeler15 January 23, 2018

